MORTALSTREAM

MORTALSTREAM is big, MORTALSTREAM can take people out with one arm because he is big, MORTALSTREAM likes food

Today I am going to the gym so they can stop calling me morto, MORTALSTREAM was the name I gave myself because I am 400lbs

by YourDEAFF January 12, 2022

MortalMoltres

Better then enzo

MortalMoltres is better then Enzo at minecraft

by Qpei July 15, 2022

Mortatch

The act of wiping one's ass so violently it bleeds, creating a mixture of blood and feces. In Argentinian culture, it is seen as a very distinguished manner of proposing to a girl you're interested in.

"Bro I can't walk today, I mortatched my ass so hard last night I'm still recovering."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."

by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

mortem

Sexiest type of person to exist. Has a "can't be bothered" attitude and plays video games 24/7 with his girlfriend. Also a huge influence to his peers.

"Mortem ftw"

by chrisevanspapi January 28, 2023

Morten Tangen

Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.

Christer: Damn, his hairline clapped
Hugen: Naaaw, thats my nigga Morten Tangen

by Elias Haug March 15, 2023

Hanna McCort

A name often synonymous to beautiful. A person with the name Hanna hates it if you put an h at the end of her name, which is part of what makes her so cute. Hanna is a girl who can steal your heart in one day. Hanna is a girl who will laugh at you if you do something stupid. Hanna is a girl who will forgive you for your dumb mistakes. Hanna is a girl who has beautiful brown hair and amazing eyes. She is a great dancer but will never admit it. Hanna is a girl who is fun to be around. Hanna is a girl who will make you smile just by having her name come up on your phone. Hanna is the kind of girl you try to hold on to. Hanna is perfection.

guy 1 Hanna McCort has amazing eyes
guy 2 omg, ikr!

by truthtella4205 July 10, 2012

pure mortal

Getting so fucking drunk you face your own mortality

Ah man I was pure mortal last night hey!

by bassplayapodge January 5, 2015