Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014
Get the Douche-marinemug. Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010
Get the Reverse Marinemug.
Get the Deploy the Marinesmug. by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019
Get the marinated icemug. A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011
Get the Wounded Marinemug. Person 1: "Do you have any idea where Noah is?"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"
by Marine Recruiter May 3, 2022
Get the Marine Packmug. Famously used by Mitsuru Kirijo in Persona 3 to immediately make any battle take a turn for the worse. It inflicts charm and always misses.
by KoboldFighter November 4, 2022
Get the Marin Karinmug.