machoegotist

One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.

"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011

Machoice

A brosquito; someone who gets on your nerves

Josh is such a Machoice and so is Andrew!

by ScooterNC August 11, 2006

Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

Tom Macdonald

He’s a fricken awesome rapper he spits facts and knows how to rap

Mac lethal:fricken sucks at everything

Tom Macdonald:will kick up a**

by Tom Macdonald is awsome May 20, 2022

machos

Nachos made on Matzoh, typically during Passover.

Despite being a Gentile and fully entitled to indulge in corn chips, Benson was a good friend and joined Laura in her switch from nachos to machos during Passover.

by doveface April 15, 2009

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012