monster midget 

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

monster midget by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

monster money 

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

monster money by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

monster check by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

Monster Island

The free weights area of any gym.

Harold wanted to learn to lift weight, but he was intimidated by the denizen of Monster Island, so he went to Body Attack instead.

Monster Island by StSeanoftheKnife May 12, 2013

Monster Loaf 

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

Monster Loaf by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Monster/Alien 

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

Monster/Alien by mosscrab December 11, 2015

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

monster hog by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017