lpol

laughing poo out loud

Will: adam sears has a bum chin

Tom: LPOL!!!

by Tom O'Brien, Will Morgan March 25, 2008

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

LPG

Living Proof of Grace- Hip Hop duo and founders of the Tunnel Rats; formed in the early 80's based out of the West Coast; orignators of gospel hip hop.

LPG and the Tunnel Rats are not heard on radio and promo, they are simply battle rappers!

by Erick Castillo August 11, 2004

LPMagic

Jaw-droppingly awesome

Jeff Morris is LPMagic.

by Jeff Morris, of course May 27, 2004

LPM

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021

Lpm

Abbreviation of the words "la puta madre". A widely used expression by youth nowadays.

Literally, it means "the whore mother". But it could be understood in English as "damn it" or even in some cases as the well-known acronyms like lmao, rofl, lol...

This term has multiple uses.

In a serious chat.

Boy: Tell me what happened!
Girl: I'm crying, lpm

In a chat with good vibes and jokes.

Boy: Look at the meme I sent you.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHA LPM

by dingadongato February 9, 2018

LPF

Level Playing Field

(Losing a game to a team with an obvious advatange)

Me: "Don't worry, it's just not a LPF"

by EvilCycle October 17, 2019