jonney

A FUCKING DICK HEAD

sophia:jonney is a dickhead
luna:no he isnt

by ljgbsljgk July 29, 2017

Johnny Depp

the Best and Hottest Actor in the world i could dohim all day long!

I could do him until he can't do it anymore

by Chrissy March 22, 2004

Big Johnny

New York slang for a man that all the girls want and all the men want to kick his ass.

"If I catch that Big Johnny with my woman again he's a dead mofo!"

by La Don October 5, 2006

johnnytipping

The act of tipping over a portable lavatory, preferably while someone is inside and using the facilities.

That disheveled dude with the wet hair and the stinky clothes was a victim of johnnytipping.

by the wanderer June 9, 2005

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

by HymieG December 30, 2010