my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

by oneder March 3, 2005

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.

Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.

by second base October 21, 2003

ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009

Itchel

Some retarted douche bag who doesn’t play any sports. Also short for Mitchell;)

Hello itchel;)

by Juicyjuicy August 17, 2020

gabe itches

A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.

:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*

by ThE RoBoT KiD December 8, 2019

seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004