iron sheik

When you get behind a women and fuck her up the ass, while using both hands and lifting her head up.

I gave my girlfriend the iron sheik, i just loved the way she couldnt get out of it when i said her mom's name.

by Harry The Butcher May 14, 2003

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

Iron Maiden

One of the best if not the best band ever. Some of their best songs are: The Trooper, Hallowed Be Thy Name, Wasted Years, Stranger In A Strange Land, Aces High, and their best song and most underrated song is Caught Somewhere In Time.

Dude I was in such a shitty mood and then I listened to Caught Somewhere In Time by Iron Maiden and I have felt fucking great ever since.

by Fan of Good Music September 25, 2009

post-ironic

adjective: meaning "after irony". Modern style of art or fashion that follows a phase that was ironic. Being sincere or earnest as opposed to flippant and sarcastic.

Lucky, a graphic novel
by Gabrielle Bell:

"Lucky" is also a startling achievement: a coming-of-age tale -- from hipster Williamsburg, no less -- told without a whisper of irony."

quote is from article:
Coming of age in a post-ironic black-and-white world
By Matthew Shaer, Globe Correspondent November 25, 2006

by leeza-jane March 30, 2007

iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.

Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.

by jpopie April 3, 2011

iron fisting

To forcibly insert one's fist into a woman's vagina or person's asshole with the intent of utterly taking over and causing damage to the respective region's walls and/or lining.

That limp Billy's walking with isn't from sodomy! Didn't you hear that Frank was iron fisting him last night? Iron fisting him right up the butt.

by Aidan Nulman December 13, 2008

Waffle Iron

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 22, 2005