Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

by facey face helmet February 19, 2010

roman soldier helmut

when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.

I gave her some arabian googles then i let my shaft down and gave her the roman soldier helmut!

by k November 10, 2004

Helmet Party

A gathering or party where attendance is mostly, if not all, dudes.

we can either go to Ted's helmet party or go out and troll for chicks.

by kejo66 October 2, 2007

gutter helmet

A two-ply condom used when going skanking or engaging in questionable activities with skanks or suspected skanks..

Bobby needs to use a gutter helmet before he lays the pipe to Britney, Paris, Nicole or any of those other skanks.

by Scott Frea September 19, 2006

helmet kiss

The action of a pillion motorcycle passenger knocking helmets with the motorcycle rider.

For example, this may be caused when the motorcycle is under unexpected braking or slowing down when the pillion may not be aware of this and is unprepared.

Not quite "docking" although that could be an alternative definition of a helmet kiss!!

by Rupert Benedict June 20, 2006

Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

Helmet

A fairly decent Groove metal band started in the New York City underground music scene in 1989. Fronted by lead guitarist and vocalist Page Hamilton. Original members include Henry Bogdan on bass, John Stanier on drums, and Peter Mengede on rhythm guitar. Broke up in 1998 but reformed in 2003 with new members.

Well, yes...I like the original Helmet; but not the watered down, newly reformed so called "Helmet" that plays crappy Alternative rock instead of Heavy metal.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007