hamster

1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.

2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond

TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed

1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.

by that weirdo from Broadstone December 27, 2006

Going Hamster

When you go a day without taking a shower, and/or wearing the same clothes. First used by a man from Rye, NY.

Steve is going hamster today since he didn't take a shower, nor did he change his clothes.

by Mike01793 July 23, 2009

haps

slang word for happy

allow gettin haps blud

by Blaminator March 29, 2005

The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

Hamster-eater

You like to eat hamsters.

Once a hampster bit me and i bit it back

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004

The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.

I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night

by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009

hamster

A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.

We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.

by garcalej June 25, 2018