Haley

Haley is a gorgeous girl with chocolate eyes and shiny auburn hair. She is kinda tall with long legs and a cute nose. She has pink cheeks and a light dusting of freckles. She was a chubby child which led to her fab body now. She loves J and S names and can have any guy she wants, but she is too shy. She looks like she has it all on the outside: friends, prettiness and popularity. But on the inside she is crying. Extremely sensitive but with a great sense of humor, if you can crack that hard shell exterior she's a winner. Loyal and empathetic, if you are a boy and have a Haley, hold on tight. She has the best lips to kiss and nice boobies and butt but totally skinny otherwise. She has an infectious, easy smile. She may not like to party hard, but other than drinking she's up for anything :)

Sean: ooh who's that hot ginger in the corner?
Matt: oh the one without a beer? That's a Haley, but you can go hook up with her i heard she's an amazing kisser.
*haley turns around
Sean: *gasp* geez look at that bod!

by herdoggie April 22, 2012

halvening

What a creepto cultist calls the event when creepto mining rewards are halved. Every cult needs its cult terminology, and this is one of those terms. See also HODL for "hold", and calling any dump phase (of a pump and dump scam) a "Flash Crash".

Anyone who's not a creepto cultist would call the event a halving of the mining reward. Only douchnozzle cultists call it a halvening.

by therealmookmerkin October 2, 2019

Halesius

Free Standing active god of Halo.

I sacraficed an Xbox controller to Halesius, God of Halo

by Zeus666 May 23, 2006

halerious

A common misspelling of the word 'hilarious', mostly used over the internet when large handed people with toes for fingers try to type too quickly

"lol im halerious"
"yes but you're 'halerious' because you can't type properly, Caoimhe you illiterate buffoon"

by viciously judgemental hat September 4, 2016

Haley

Haley is cool and funny girl Haley is sexy Haley is the funniest person You will every meet everyone loves here including me she has the biggest butt I've ever seen she likes eating Ice cream and cookies she had a nice body and is super skinny like a model super smart and here height is 5,9 super rich and lives in a mansion with here friends and she is internet famous for her looks she is a better twerker than Nikki Minaj she is blonde and not dumb

That girl is so Haley out here in the club twerking up on Cameron Dallas

by Cowlover12345 December 9, 2016

haleyanna

She's a hella hot girl who's got style and perfect art skills

Damn that haleyanna is looking hot.

by 6492tommy2772 April 26, 2017

haley

Haley. The name of the girl you should be loving. Short, with amazing eyes, who loves Horror and Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Great, sexy, body (amazing ass). A girl who will flirt with others, but always be faithful. Takes no shit. Smart. Artistic. Loves writing and drawing. Spontaneous. If you can get one, do it.

Damn, have you seen that Haley.
I wish I was with Haley.
I'm glad I have my own Haley.

by Fluxpie May 21, 2017