Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.

*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"

by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023

Gretchenfrage

When someone asks you a salient question regarding to your lifestyle or creed that might relate to you being a potential partner or not. Originally going back to J. W. von Goethe's Faust, where Faust asks Gretchen about her religion.

Gretchenfrage: you aren't jabbed, are you?

by KAAlmansur January 15, 2024

gretchlock

The bottom barrel of women, commonly rated between 1 and 3.

Bro I know we were wasted but I still can't believe you took that gretchlock home.

by Gretchlock Hunter January 25, 2024

gretchlock

The bottom barrel of women, commonly rated between 1 and 3.

Bro I know we were wasted but I still can't believe you brought that gretchlock home.

by Gretchlock Hunter January 25, 2024

Gretchlock

The bottom barrel of the female species, typically rated between 1 and 3.

Bro, I know we were wasted but I still can't believe you took that gretchlock home.

by Gretchlock Hunter January 25, 2024

gretchlock

The bottom barrel of the female species, commonly rated between 1 and 3.

"Bro, I know we were wasted last night but I still can't believe you brought home that gretchlock."

by Gretchlock Hunter January 26, 2024

Grunch

The coolest and silliest person in the room

Woah Abby your the Grunch!

by hikittyfrog January 26, 2024