Gronchikle

A human of the sort that likes to sleep inside bookshelves, eat furniture and have relationships with inanimate objects

That guy is totally a gronchikle

by savory shyoes October 10, 2019

Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

Goucha

Is a very hot portuguese tv host, his name is as unique as his personality 🌈

"Cristina estás-me a ouvir, Cristina estás-me a ouvir? É claro que ela não está a ouvir, senão ela já teria respondido, BERNARDO!!!" - Goucha

by JennyTalia963 November 27, 2020

Gronch

To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.

Holy shit dude, that was a loud gronch

by xXDolphin_Fucker69Xx December 6, 2020

Glouch

A glitch, only worse.

I lost the match because my connection wasn't glitching, it was glouching.

by Paraaramid March 9, 2021