Gronch

The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.

1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!

by That gay shit. May 09, 2019

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

by keystoned April 15, 2009

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Gronch

when you watching the grinch and grope your friends.

Bend over shaan or im gonna gronch you

by megabigcal May 20, 2023

gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!

by yuckie! May 15, 2024