have a bird

Similar to "have a cow" or have a fit. Originates from East Coast America- Used mainly around the Boston, MA area.

When I told my daughter she was grounded, she had a bird... began screaming and crying.

by Neikopie October 29, 2003

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006