Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023

slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.

Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker

by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015

grass hailer

A person who likes to make fights

That guy is such a grass hailer

by Animal info March 3, 2017

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015