google lag

In a real-time online conversation of a technical nature, "google lag" is the 30 - 60 second delay between a person asking a question or making a statement and the time someone who has recently joined the conversation responds - the implication being that the newcomer is having to check google for information on the subject matter just to know what the hell everyone else is talking about. As excess of lag time can be indicative that someone who is never-the-less speaking excessively authoritaviely is actually pulling what they're saying off of google as much as they're pulling it out of their ass.

The following conversation is an example of "google lag"

14:19:24 <Debolaz> And quantum computers will shatter the Internet's encryption! :D
14:19:43 <skye> theorhetically, although quantumn encryption methods based on Schroedingers Cat based theories of quantumn observation have already been successfully defeated in a lab.
14:20:00 *** f00 has joined #$bar
14:20:01 <Debolaz> Schr÷dingers cat was a thought experiment to demonstrate how absurd the copenhagen interpretation of qm was. Sch÷dinger himself did not believe the cat would be both dead and alive.
14:20:10 <skye> true, but that wasn't my point
14:20:23 <toor> yeah, it was the idea of not being able to observe a photon without changing its state and therefore changing the hash value of the data being transmitted.
14:21:14 <f00> Schroedingers Cat has to do with observing a cat in a box, what's that got to do with data

by 51363 September 18, 2006

Google Pause

When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made

You: One of my favorite actors is Mark Hamil
Friend: ... ... ...
Friend: Oh yeah, from Star Wars.
You: Was that a Google Pause?

by Joe Casa January 17, 2009

Google + Orgy

Using Google +'s awesome 10 way video chat capability to have a giant naked webcam session. This service is not provided by Facebook or Myspace.

If I were you, I would get a Google +. Last night, I had a Google + orgy with 10 other people of varying gender, race, and ethnicity.

by keenoperson July 19, 2011

The arabian goggles

Wen a guy rests his balls on someones eyes wen they are sleeping.

the arabian goggles

by jdank519 March 14, 2009

google earth ass

The condition of having an ass so large it is visible on Google Earth

If I don't go on a diet soon, I'm going to get a google earth ass.

by soapdish October 25, 2006

Google Chrome

An overrated web browser that everyone uses for some reason. Its slow, it spies on you and its really heavy on RAM.

Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.

Guy 1 (Average Joe): Ugh why is Google Chrome taking so long to load
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now

by thechadman412 January 2, 2021

google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005