geniteaeaus

definition: someone who is more clever in a abnormal way and is intelligent about random shitz

That hoe is a geniteaeaus

by Magpie genius December 24, 2018

Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

Genitalist

A person / institution / phrase that is claiming every person with a penis would be male / a man or every person with a vagina would be female or a woman. Also a synonym for "gender cops" who acts in a transphobic, heteronormative or anatomistic way. The opposite of an antigenitalist, a person who is fighting against gender entries and assignments.

"I am totally fed up by all these genitalist, stereotype media coverage, it is time to create own channels and media".
"It is a nice song, but if you listen closer, the lyrics offer some sad, genitalistic points of view, same boring oldschool bullshit as usual."

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019

Genitaliano

A mole or birthmark on or around the genitalia

250 million people have Genitaliano

by d3p41.box March 22, 2019

gevita

A way to call girlfriend in Venezuela

I’m gonna fuck my gevita

by El guevopelao March 24, 2019

Geitad

To be told by the guy you have a thing with that y'all should be "just friends" in a weak-ass text message even after you hooked up (either once or multiple times).

Pronounced gee-ted (rhymes with yeeted)

"Dude, how's it going with Cameron?"
"It's bad, he sent me a text this morning that we're better off as friends."
"Oh no girl, first you got yeeted and then you got Geitad!"

by daytonameth August 27, 2019