funnelwalker

a colloquial term for parking blocks. typically referred to as such by children who walk across them like balance beams as a game; “fun(nel) walk(er)”.

hey, wanna go walk across the funnelwalkers at the end of the parking lot?

by bugsmuggler July 1, 2023

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Fun - Funnel

A fond name for a vagina.

A nicer term than Guff Bucket.

Aww c'mon love let us near ya Fun - Funnel.

Have you seen Clares' Fun - Funnel it's f'kin fantastic?

by [Rod Fathers] November 3, 2013

hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 8, 2017

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

catholic funeral

Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.

I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.

by Choir Boy 38 April 24, 2020