Sneaky French Fry

When you order onion rings from burgerking and you always get one french fry that teases you and is usually a small fry that makes you regret getting onion rings.

God damnit i got a sneaky french fry.

Travis was a sneaky french fry at alex beels house.

God damnit I want fucking fries now/

by lextrashaw August 23, 2009

Lesbian Fish Fry

The steamy odor emitted from the friction of two lesbians grinding genitalia.

It smelled like a lesbian fish fry at the LPGA tournament.

by Andy Schmitt December 21, 2005

detroit stir fry

When you consume chicken, vegetables, and a laxative and then proceed to shit through a toilet paper roll into your partners mouth.

She was way to drunk to realize I was giving her the Detroit Stir Fry

by Nate Hood July 18, 2006

french fry faggot

French fry faggot: a slang term used to to make fun of a skinny queer.

The French fry faggot was caught making love to his boyfriend.

by Fluffy900 February 9, 2018

Red Eye Fry

The act of filling a girl's asshole full of catsup (a Heinz enema or douche if you will) then dipping and eating french fries out of her forbiddin hole.

I wish Leigh Ann wasn't a dyke cause I would love to give her a Red Eye Fry.

CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!

by mike fury July 14, 2006

Louisiana Stir Fry

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.

Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit

by Goatman0 February 24, 2014

deep fry yourself

Drown yourself in hot oil; kill yourself; deep fry yourself hoe.

Girl 1: I can’t deal with this bitch, she won’t leave me alone.
Girl 2: Tell her ‘deep fry yourself’

by Bandrilol July 1, 2018