rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

fappy meal

When an employee of a fast food chain ejaculates in a unknowing customer's meal

The moment Ben saw some white cream dripping out of his hamburger, he realized he had purchased a fappy meal.

by PoofterSport July 17, 2009

flapping

alternate word to describe jabbing a nice booty

k-malz: i was flapping that booty at the gyzam
deemo: douchebaggg
enlo: spit roasttt meee k-malzzz

by perthlover321 June 26, 2009

Fappy Go Lucky

To be constantly fapping, in private, public or the workplace.

Have you seen how much Mark visits the bathroom? He sure is fappy go lucky!

by LaserBean June 21, 2009

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Floppy orgasm

A floppy orgasm, is basically cuming without the use of masturbation or an erection. It usually is the result of a prostate or rectal inspection accompanied by unusual pleasure. Also your weiner looks like the result of when Indiana Jones cracks his whip.

"Man, i wish i could have that nurse stick her fingers in my ass everyday, floppy orgasm central my good man"

by DeadMan Inc April 30, 2005

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007