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Forgettory

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names. A brain like a sieve.

An alternative spelling for forgettery
"I rarely remember names for more than a few minutes as I have a very good forgettory ."
by CheshireMo October 25, 2009
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Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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Ferger

Someone who looks like they’re high on life but look reasonable and they know how to pass the boof. Ferger
“Jerry you looking like a ferger today”

kitty girl how how are you so ferger looking today?”
by Smurfxdoodle January 20, 2019
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Fergtivism

A trend-based, emotionally-fueled but ultimately short-lived variety of activism where people who have no connection to, and with no sincere concern for a controversial event show up and begin rioting, looting and inciting others to do the same just for the sake of getting on TV. Derived from Fergusen, MO, the flashpoint of recent social unrest in the US.
Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.

Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.

Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
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ferret

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.
1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!
by Cridder November 20, 2006
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forgetful

retarted, not knowing what you are doing where you are and why in the hell why you went were you did...also see alcohol
I am a very forgetful person
by Kaylee November 18, 2002
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