premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

ejaculope

a word most commonly used to descripe the ejaculation process of an antelope.

yesturday at the zoo, we had a big ejaculope on our hands. therefore, we will have more in the spring.

by Laurs611 December 20, 2008

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

eblaculate

to completely fill with evil and sin

Satan came from the depths of hell and eblaculated in Adolf Hitler.

by Pestilence Shadow Messina April 29, 2011

ejagulation

ejagulation is the same thing as masterbation. to jack off. to jerk off.

masterbation

ejagulation- dude im gonna go ejagulate in the bathroom ok? im gonna need some lotion, a drill, and some pepper and if u have a screwdriver that would be great!!

by oigy June 1, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008

rejaculate

when you masturbate and then have sex in the same day

Guy #1 " Dude last night was awesome I jacked-off and then fucked this girl and came again."

Guy #2 " Whoa, you rejaculated"

Guy #1 " Cool!"

by trhunnner April 26, 2009