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dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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dookie

as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.
Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
by Timothy Jonathan April 25, 2006
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dookie water

Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.
Torpedo Vegas: You're getting dookie water all over my rug.
by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013
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big dookie

a word often used by niglets and it refers to a person taking a very large shit.
niglet 1: yo man, i gotz to make the big dookie
niglet 2: werd
by jakeandthefatman February 29, 2012
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Hookie Dookie

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.
That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....
by Off the Farm July 8, 2014
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dookie booty

a girl with a booty so big, it looks like she's constipated 24/7
by bungle bunny 03 October 26, 2003
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shoot a dookie

1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity.
2) to take a shit
3) pinch a loaf
Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie!
by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004
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