dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.

"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."

by queen of fucking france bitches January 1, 2009

dong dip

When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.

"Dude, Mike is such a jackass." "I know. Want to do a dong dip in his beer?"

by Greg427 February 20, 2009

Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.

Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."

by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009