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Dockcock 

A sailor who replays every moment of any race and how great they sailed it. This transpires on the docks or at the party thereafter. Their recaps and expertise becomes extremely egregious and even more belligerent the more they drink. These yachtsmen can tell you exactly what you were doing wrong the entire race, primarily because they were behind you. They don't usually win, but they are really awesome sailors, just ask them.
"I'll be by the keg listening to the dockcocks stroke each other on how amazing they raced and still managed to lose."
Dockcock by Nauti&Nice October 30, 2009
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cock docking 

It is when two men are having sex and one inserts his penis into the other's foreskin rubbing it until he cums.
Last night my boyfriend and I had a hot cock docking session.
cock docking by liking February 7, 2007
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cargo docking 

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

However, with both males lacking of forskin it is merely the attempt to dock with two uncircumsized penises
Steel: double dutch rutter with docking?
Steel: lol
Ruxton: FUCK YEAH!
Ruxton:lol
Steel: argh!
Jason: wait... dude, we're both circumcized...
Steel: then.....cargo docking!
Someone who takes part in a particular gay foreplay act.
....As defined in the disinformation series "book of Lists" a Male who massages and wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around the head of his partners circumsised penis.
docker by Prince Andrew December 25, 2004

dry dockin' 

masturbation without lotion or any form of lubrication
guy-i caught this guy masturbating outside yesterday, it was fucked up he didnt even have any lube
mums friend-what no lotion?
mum-no man he was dry dockin'
dry dockin' by Evan4401 March 23, 2011

Morningwood Docking 

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013

cj Docking

When a botched Circumcision leaves a loop of skin, or otherwise known as a man bridge between the shaft and the head of the penis. CJ Docking is when either an object or a flaccid penis is inserted through the man bridge, or said loop.
Remember the time Cody's mom caught Cody and Chris CJ Docking.
cj Docking by HowHye August 29, 2016