The Sexiest Devotchka

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.

Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!

by highmeh March 28, 2005

Body-Part-Devotion

1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.

Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Divorsia

1.A sense of extreme ethereal power.

2.Ghost unaffected by the mortal world.

The ghost seemed to have an aura of Divorsia about it.

by Andrew Kellera March 30, 2009

Divorceversary

The date that marks the finality of a divorce.This date is then recognized annually. Often celebrated by toasting the former spouse with copious amounts of wine or other adult beverage, and normally paired with vulgarities and a hearty dose of middle finger flipping.

A word created by combining the words "Divorce" and "Anniversary".

She bought three bottles of wine to celebrate her divorceversary.

by Wordy91 October 23, 2012

divorcirginity

When you finally have sex with someone after your divorce. Usually a major milestone following years of sexless marriage.

After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.

by k_murda April 9, 2015

Divorce

What your parents get when your born and it’s almost always your fault.

Jimmy: My parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: What did you do?

by Godisdead69 September 4, 2019

divit

a guy who is an introvert shy of talking to girls A good friend always claims he is god almighty

oh thats a divit

by oojjk November 24, 2021