To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.
by dioxholster January 22, 2011

by dslilgirl September 28, 2023

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial
by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

by Meberea March 7, 2016

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015
