Under the deck

A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.

Person A, 14:08 in: And then I was all like, "Hey, that's totally not fair"

Person B, 14:20 in: Well, I just think that's not fai..

Person A, 14:32 in: UNDER THE DECK.

*End of conversation*

by Risser February 28, 2009

Super Upper Decker Deluxe

The act of taking a Shit on the top cover of the tank of the toilet

Nick: Yo man i just took a Shit on Deans Toilet

RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass

by Dusty Dean July 28, 2010

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

decks

set of turntables

lets hit the decks
or
listen to the beats flowing from the decks

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Dryer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 18, 2005

Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

on deck

when a hustla has his product of choice ready to sell

i got dvds, cds, & dro on deck

by yungn CTC May 8, 2006