Deuceity

The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.

Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.

by bereloom May 6, 2014

Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.

The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015

Decepticon

A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.

Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro

*High Fives All Round*

by Dudgey Boo-boo August 10, 2015

decent soy

Decent Soy is a commonly used word in south London.

Yo Ashley just picked up some new crep.

Ashley- "decent soy"

by Yo lad October 23, 2015

Decent List

A list of one or many people that have some qualities to be a crush but you do not have a crush on them.

Me: So who is on your decent list?
Friend: I don't know? A few people...
Me: gasp Tell me.
Friend: Just remember the people that I'm about to tell you, I do not have a crush on them.

by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016

decent mom

A mom that doesn't strive for perfection but tries to do a good enough job

I wouldn't say she's amazing, but she's a decent mom.

by Bia1024 February 20, 2017