Cranberryzero

(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value.

"Abe had nothing to contribute to the contest as usual; and his rapidly tarnishing reputation deteriorated even further when he tried to pull off a Cranberryzero by entering that visual travesty."

by Wilbert. A. Robson May 23, 2006

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

Bob Crane

"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.

"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008

craneivorous

a male who use the art of origami paper cranes to prey on women.

unlike sadako, Sam had no altruistic motive in his paper crane making. His paper crane construction was simple and advanced form of the pick up line. A craneivorous act.

by Anthonyjs April 8, 2008

cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010

Crandall

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019