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get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.
"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"
by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007
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Raw cookie dough

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.
When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.
by trajayjay July 31, 2013
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Nasty cookie

When a group of guys are participating in a circle jerk. Someone places a cookie in the middle of the circle. Everyone shoots their load onto the cookie. The last person to hit it, has to eat it.
In last night's nasty cookie session, I'm pretty sure Jim was missing the cookie on purpose. He must have really had a sweet tooth.
by Smittrain November 14, 2016
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Oreo Cookie

It's a chocolate cookie with icing sandwiched in the middle. Tastes like heaven when dipped in milk. Quite possibly the best snack ever created.
Her: I wonder what he's thinking about right now

Me: Mmmmm Oreo Cookies....
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Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
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Red velvet cookie

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon
Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho
by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021
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golden cheese cookie

golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me
“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core
by cheesy girl March 12, 2022
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