comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

Comfort art

Art made to confort the artist, someone else, or both. It could be described as positive vent art

"Oh, this drawing is just some comfort art."

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021

backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

Southern Comfort Smoothie

A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.

Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.

by jrsjoint March 17, 2010

SD Combo

the 1-2 punch of Sharkeez and District bars in Newport Beach, CA
a common Friday/Saturday night debauchery plan phrase coined by the crew at 2219

where should we go tonight

let's do SD Combo

by Phi Slamma Jamma 2219 July 17, 2011