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Claire

A 50+, withered, grey haired monster, best advoided if you have any of the following

- Babies
- Puppies
- Kittens

as she will eat them on site. She is also well known for thinking that she is cool. When you tell her that she ,in fact, is not the human like mask she wears is shed like a snakes skin and the true beast emerges. Best kept away from at all costs, unless, of course, you happen to have a harpoon handy.
"That thing totally claired my puppy last night"
by OMC Front Desk February 10, 2008
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Claire

Claire is a pretty and nice girl until you get to know her. Some of the things claire loves to do are playing the victim, cheating on people, being a hooker and many more! BEWARE of claire’s they are a species of fakes and psychos they will backstab you constantly.
person1: “ omg did u hear about that girl who cheated on her boyfriend and now has incurable gonorhea?”
person2: “ yes it’s crazy right, but i don’t even feel bad she pulled a claire”
by tstarrr June 16, 2018
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claire bare

a girl who BARE NAKED sends nudes 24/7. big butt & big boobs too
"I want her to send me a Claire Bare!"
by hglcoapvkrkx May 14, 2015
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claire the hoe

She is usually known to be from Holland and loves to suck dick and smoke weed. This can also be referred to most dutch girls in holland but especially the blonde hair, blue eyed girls of holland. She also has a strange addiction to reading erotic gay fan fiction on wattpad.
Keith: look at that girl over there she's so hot
Gary: Keith what are you talking about she is claire the hoe?!?
by jesus\ May 8, 2017
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Claire

Overprotective to her son and always makeing up excuses and tells him how to live her life
Omg Claire let your son be free
by Helpmenoe July 12, 2018
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Claire

Short lil bitch who hates shots.
“Woah I spot a Claire! She might be a lil bitch but she’s also a very mediocre friend”
by Patellar tendinitis September 10, 2019
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Claire

Claire is a loving sister but easy to break down. She often cries at nothing and although her family and friends get annoyed by her she is down to earth and feels everything. She often has low self esteem and lack to find her own creativity. She can spend her time wishing for something she all ready has, but doesn't know. She is loyal and true and will fight for the right cause. She often lacks confident when she is in it alone and tends not to believe she is right even if she is . She has lots of friends and surrounds herself with more and more people even if she doesn't like them
" Claire is a turd"
Grace " yeah tell me about it "
by theturdsbigsister May 10, 2020
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