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coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!
Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!
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cigarettes after sex 

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

cigarettes 

designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.
"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!
cigarettes by PoDuck March 17, 2005

bigarette 

yo, can i bum a bigarette?
bigarette by Patrick May 22, 2006

cigareservation 

A Native-American reservation, or a publicly accessible segment thereof, which exists or appears to exist primarily to purvey cheap tobacco products and/or alcohol.
We had to drive two hours out of Vegas to find a halfway decent cigareservation; all the nearer ones have gone upscale.
cigareservation by Shiney November 27, 2005

Cigarelentless 

Adjective used to describe that motherfucker that incessantly bums smokes from everyone.
That motherfucker is cigarelentless
Cigarelentless by rabidapeshit March 16, 2009

funny cigarettes 

a joint. Marijuana rolled up in the form of a cigarette to be smoked.
I was outback smoking those funny cigarettes