church contraception 

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.

A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.

church contraception by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010

Church of Satan 

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

Church of Satan by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

Church mouse 

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

Church mouse by goody November 24, 2015

Church Swag 

When you are going to/at church and you feeling all swagged out. Yeah Aha You Know what it is.

Walking in the toilet, looking the mirror..."Church Swaaaaaaaggg, You Knooooooow."..Awks. Church Swag

Church Swag by Cash Money Son. May 16, 2011

Church of the Harvest OKC 

Cult

Don’t go to Church of the Harvest OKC in Oklahoma unless you want to be abused and manipulated by the leaders who believe in conversion therapy and make sex offenders pastors.

Church of the Harvest OKC by Penelope Cruise September 11, 2020

church socks 

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

church socks by MicahG November 1, 2006

church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.

i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.

church bell by angellllliiiccaaa December 29, 2007