Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006

Choking

What some of the realist freakiest sexy women really like to do with my hard cock in there throat where ever i am

Yeah well she likes choking on the cock so I mean I fuckin love that shit

by Savy my nigga December 14, 2018

Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

chookin

Similar to a "plumber" when someone's pants override their underwear, and when they lean forward, you can see their crack of their buttocks.

"Damn Doug, you're chookin man, pull up your pants."

by E # 5 January 23, 2006

Chocking

when one becomes of a primarily chocolate and/or cocoa bean atomic make-up and begins to take on the form of a chocolate bar.

"oh man. i ate soo much galaxy last nite i started chocking.

by Jay2thex August 30, 2006

cooking

In a state of being pissed.

The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.

by Durango April 12, 2007