homosapien crumb catcher

Hairy chest from Nordic descent

James: Good that Bob has a homosapien crumb catcher, while eating cheetos on my sofa!

by bank2600 August 4, 2012

chatch

Not to be confused with its North American counterpart, the "chotch"; the chatch is an abbreviated term for chest patch. Refers to one's mound of chest hair.

"Don't pull my chatch bro!" (in reference to 'Don't tase me bro!')
Or -
"Somewhow, some gum got caught in my chatch."
"Dude, you shave your chatch? Sooooooo chotch."

by Dylan, Tim January 11, 2008

chatch

a nickname for the hebrew name chaya meaning life or wild animal. it derives from the nickname chayale.
it means the best , loving , caring ,most beautiful friend in the universe!
can often be interchangeable with chatchel bratchel and farthead.

hey chatch ! i love you so much!
chatch, why do you have the best friends in the world?
could you BE more loveable, chatch?

by mushk tushk July 3, 2007

Chutcheechemo

1. The act of cutting your private area, then masturbating until you cry.
Combination of Chutch and emo.

Go chutcheechemo in your emo corner.

by Charlenexx January 16, 2008

Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 17, 2018

chatch

as in 'to chatch' verb
another term for smokin marijuanna

Hey man let's go chatch

by ChatchD247 October 20, 2004

chatch

to chat online and watch television
to communicate with other viewers on Chatch TV
Chatch TV - chat and watch tv
chatch.tv is a television chat site where users chat with other users about their favorite tv shows while they are watching them

I'm gonna "chatch" American Idol tonight.

I love to chat online and watch tv, I'm a big "chatcher".

I was "chatching" about The Real Housewives of Atlanta last night.

by Chatch TV September 4, 2011