Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

celo

When you say or do something so weird or so stupid that words cant even explain what just happened.

"Hey Ryan whats up?"

"Nothing accept the sky, but the real question is, what's down?"
"What? Celo?

by countryboi87 June 16, 2010

Dirty Ceiling

When you slap a girl on the forehead after fucking her in the ass.

Sully: Dood, did you stuff that butt?
Dicky: You know it, and I followed it up with a dirty ceiling.
Sully: Noice dood!

by Jandy Calnnon May 26, 2008

Sex on the ceiling

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong

After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .

by DMR0369 January 20, 2011

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

ceiling eyes

An ambient pop band from San Francisco

I love ceiling eyes.

by LATANA January 21, 2013

Cello

Big dick because cellos are big.

She blow that dick like a cello.

by $upreme Jonatan June 11, 2017