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Canadian Tuxedo 

Made popular by the movie Super Troopers when the Sargeant appears wearing a denim jacket with a pair of jeans (could be matching or not)
You see someone wearing jeans and a jean jacket..."Hey Denim DAN, nice Canadian Tuxedo"
Canadian Tuxedo by Pat Craddock September 3, 2005

Canadian Tea Party 

Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.

This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!

Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!

Canadian Steamer 

While a woman is enjoying a hot shower, the man will expose his naked ass, pull open the shower curtain just enough to put his ass into the shower and fart. The ugly stepchild of the buttercup.
When your chick's been talkin' shit it's time to give that bitch a Canadian Steamer.
Canadian Steamer by JForrest March 1, 2007

canadian resistance 

it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu
everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance

Canadian Jamjob

Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.

It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.
Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"

Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"
Canadian Jamjob by Blo7T October 14, 2012

Canadian Neck Breaker 

While having anal sex with your partner, right before nutting, you break their neck so that the poop knife tightens up, making it feel better for you.
"So how was it?" says Eric.

"Not bad, but the normal ass hole wasn't doin it for me," said Ryan, "So I had to pull a Canadian Neck Breaker on him."

"Your probably wanted for murder," says Eric.