by anonymous6812 March 22, 2008
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?
Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
by anonymous6812 April 08, 2008
He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
by anonymous6812 April 08, 2008
Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
by anonymous6812 March 24, 2008
When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.
So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.
by anonymous6812 December 11, 2008
The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.
Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.
by anonymous6812 December 06, 2008
The competition that a guy faces if you go to try to get a girl for a date or for sex. The game tends to be totally awesome if you are a confident guy since you are on top of the world and can pick up many chicks to fuck. If you are an average frusterated chump AFC on the other hand, practicing the game will lower your self confidence to the point of suicidal depression.
Wow. After trying the game for 6 months I have gotten nowhere except to become a depressed fucking retarded faggot. I think I'll go hang myself off a bridge or do a Budd Dwyer act in front of everyone at a club/bar scene with a bunch of asshole men and stuck up women just for lulz.
by anonymous6812 October 27, 2008