Clue-Brick

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

by Kal El's Clone September 30, 2012

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

my brick

Just like an ibrick but when your mybook external hardrive crashes making it a my brick

O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!

by c0d3t3m935tc June 25, 2009

Nokia brick

The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.

"Did you get a camera phone?" "No, I just have the Nokia brick"

by 10609 July 7, 2005

togged to the bricks

Jive: meaning dressed to kill, looking good and impressive

With my new suit people saying i'm togged to the bricks.

by j-la December 19, 2004

Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009

Nokia Brick

The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!

Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.

by UltramanVectis October 15, 2015