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Fanny Baws

A soft, camp pussy whipped who is drunk on to lager shandies, normally named Robert Greenhalgh.
Hey Robert Greenhalgh, you wee Fanny Baws, your Mrs wears the troosers .
by Beoman79 July 23, 2022
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bees baws

When something is good…better than good.
Similar to the mutts nuts or bees knees just a different spin on the saying.
I’m stuffed! That munch was the bees baws mate!
by sixpackslim75 August 25, 2022
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feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds. She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods. You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.
I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’
by Kayized November 28, 2023
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feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

- She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds.
- She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods.

- You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.
I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’
by Kayized November 28, 2023
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Shane Bradshaw

When your dreaming of being an ice cube.
I saw her swallow an ice cube, im Shane Bradshaw right now.
by Ted norths January 13, 2025
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Amsterdam Braiser

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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