Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...

Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.

by AkAussie September 21, 2018

Boyfriend-coded

A phrase to describe when a guy's aesthetic is attractive in a realistic, warm and down to earth way that makes him seem relatable or even reachable, looking like they could be your boyfriend. this phrase is often used when attractive male celebrities post of themselves that feel intimate in some way. Probably sitting in a sofa reading a book, hanging out outdoors or eating something that is not particularly fancy.
If you ever see a picture of a guy and you think "this looks like the picture of someone's boyfriend" or "he looks like he is on a date" you probably have it right.

person 1: look, Jungkook made a live of him doing his laundry...
person2: really? haha.. this looks so boyfriend-coded...

by quackquacidk April 16, 2023

boyfriend dick

A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had boyfriend dick. It was perfect.

vacation dick
size queen

by daviebaby April 3, 2016

boyfriend ASMR

Something lonely people listen to and pretend they are in a relationship.

Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others

I listened to boyfriend ASMR all night whilst crying

by EnhypenStan May 14, 2021

boyfriend in training

In addition to the above definition, which is almost correct, it also refers to a period in which fundamental views and opinions that the boy has which differ from the girl are ironed out and converted.

"I think girls with big titties are nice!"
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."

But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!

by Rando November 17, 2003

boyfriend in training

When a girl is tied up in a relationship (offical boyfriend & girlfriend status) but is still however making advances towards another boy, often a close friend. Thes advances are not alway sexual - sometime mental or emotional, but still lead to confusion to what the offical status of the relationship is. A boyfriend in training is often confused, and can often be pussy-whipped into doing anything the girl desires, because more often than not, he has affections for her. The situation more than likely suits the girl as she does not have to comprimise her boyfriend - but can still have anything she desires from the 'boyfriend in training'.

Elaine: Is Sarah going out with Alex?
Danny: No, she still has a boyfriend.
Elaine: Well, when a pretty girl lies all over you, you don't complain.
Danny: He's her boyfriend in training.

by ninjawonderponies July 28, 2004

Boyfriend Offenders List

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.

Boyfriend Offenders List

by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010