blitch

When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.

Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.

by Devokrative December 12, 2009

blitted

crunked (see crunk)
basically means fucked up or INTOXICATED

this L got me blitted

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

blitch

An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.

I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.

by chets July 8, 2012

Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie November 2, 2013

Blitch

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.

I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.

by Wazhma April 1, 2008

BlitzBall

It's a random uk tart, known coz of his escapes giving back to enemies.

He's a random uk tart = He's a blitzball

by Anz December 2, 2003

Blitch

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence

I won the blitchin lottery

by Anonymous September 28, 2006