Devokrative's definitions

blitch

When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.

Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.

by Devokrative December 12, 2009

slanguage

Slanguage is how people talk when they want to try and sound "gangsta," or tough even though usually it just comes out sounding stupid.

Joey: Yo my man how you doin' today?
Jay: Stop talking slanguage, man.
Joey: Boy whatchu talkin' bout, I ain't talkin' no slanguage.

by Devokrative November 30, 2009