A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004
Get the Intoxicated mug.Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Get the intoxicated chicken fucker mug.“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.
Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...
by Inkbee August 1, 2020
Get the Intoxicated with red rum mug.by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022
Get the intoxicated.vampire mug.similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
Get the dialing while intoxicated mug.by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012
Get the rim soft INTOXICATED mug.When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.
“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
by Brockinator August 1, 2022
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