blitziin

Literally the most alpha of males, usually above 6'2. If he (or she) plays games, they are likely to have some of the best aim.

God that dude is nuts, he must be blitziin

by blitziin March 15, 2019

clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

by Jl3legend February 27, 2018

BlitzBurger

One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games

damn blitzburger sucks

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

blithe

A fat person who looks like a piece of shit and wants to get anal raped by a cow.

"If I didn't know ur name was holga, I would think that u were blithe ur fat bastard!!"

by ilove anal sex December 29, 2007

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007

anti-blitz

DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.

like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT

by Matt AND MAX April 16, 2005