Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.

"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.

Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.

by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid

Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...

by Battery acid king May 23, 2021

Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011