Jessica Belvins

Jessica Belvins is the wife of famous youtuber and twitch streamer Ninga. he is most famously known for his fortnite videos, in witch he get the gay royale each time. Jessica is also known for her amazing pussy. Unfortunatly, ninga ( aka nigga) is to busy fortnutting all over his PC for sex. one day, jessica got really tired of ninga not cumming in her vag. she took his gaming mouse and crammed that shit right up her pussy, hoping that ninga would finaly fuck her. instead, he took his pickaxe a fortnite tool, and loot laked that bitch so hard that she died. RIP Jessica you was my nigga.

"hey cunt, you ever fucked that hoe Jessica Belvins?"
"Nah nigga, im too afraid that ningas going to double pump my bitch ass if i come close"
"damn that's tough"

by bigblackcook69 February 20, 2019

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

D bearing

The action of consuming 2 or more drug or drug like substances before or during a fight.

Tom "How did you win the fight?", Jon "I was just D bearing it with a mix of whisky and cocaine."

by Gary Bitch May 12, 2020

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

bearings

the part of a skateboard that makes the wheels spin, instead of having them stick everytime they go around

man i need some new bearings....mine are rusting, that aint good

by Ben Carrion June 30, 2004

bearing

n. When people shoot bears for means of sport, entertainment, etc.

- "I went bearing today and i wiped out 2 bears."
- "That guy's bearing, GET HIM!"
- "Man i love bearing"
- "Man i hate bearing"

by -Cheesy October 17, 2011

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009